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This is the lyrics for Trace Adkins Rough and Ready!

I don’t think there is any uhmm mistakes in the lyrics…

I hope you enjoy and like them!

Oh and Trace Adkins is the one who made the song not me so Don’t say I made the song on here lol… I just put the lyrics down on Powerpoint

I just noticed that it looks like I crossed out his face and I would just like to say I Didn’t do that lol

Duration : 0:3:22

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The Jeff Warren Johnston Band performs two of their classic-sounding, country rock songs at a popular honky tonk in Austin, Texas. The mission of the JWJ Band is to please listeners longing for that “real” country music sound in the vein of traditional artists such as Hank Williams, Willie Nelson, David Allan Coe, Merle Haggard, George Jones, and Johnny Cash, while simultaneously paving new country roads. This particular song is inspired by country/rock artists with a bad-boy image such as David Allan Coe, Jerry Jeff Walker, and Hank Williams Jr.. Spittin’ was written shortly after listening to the Ween hit “Piss Up a Rope.” The “Buck You” spark was fired by a belt buckle Jeff saw at a popular western- wear clothing outlet.

The JWJ Band highly recommends: The Marshall Ford Swing Band, the Atomic Duo, the Love Leighs, Jack Wilson, Raina Rose, Terri Hendrix, Corrina’s Dreamland Band, Guy Forsyth, Milk Drive, Sick’s Pack, The Belleville Outfit, Junior Brown, Dale Watson, Robert Earl Keen, and the Bad Livers

LYRICS:

Spittin’ Pissin’ Cussin’ & Fightin’:

I’ve been spittin’ & pissin’ & cussin’ & fightin’ all night
Cause baby where I’m from that’s how it’s done
If you wanna get it done right

I’ll be spittin’ & pissin’ & cussin’ & fightin’ all night
Been kickin’ up a storm since the day I was born
And red tequilin’ till I’m feelin’ all right

I’m the kind of man walks in without a plan
Walks out with a deputy’s wife
What do you know before we’re barely out the door
Makin’ love within an inch of our life

I don’t get close to too many folks
And beside the fact it takes a lot of time
Between my drinkin’ pals and my goodnight gals
The lines that I draw are mighty fine

Cause I’m spittin’ & pissin’ & cussin’ & fightin’ all night
Cause baby where I’m from that’s how it’s done
If you wanna get it done right

I’ll be spittin’ & pissin’ & cussin’ & fightin’ all night
And I’ll be raisin’ when they drag me to jail
And breakin’ out before the mornin’ light

I like a little jazz when I dream about the past
And you know I gotta rock it when I roll
But if I get enough of this honkey-tonk stuff
May the devil have mercy on my soul

Cause I’m a redneck intellect dealin’ from a cold deck
Hard drivin’ S.O.B.
And if you bring a guitar up into this bar
You better play some country music just for me

Cause I’m spittin’ & pissin’ & cussin’ & fightin’ all night
And baby where I’m from that’s how it’s done
If you wanna get it done right
I’ll be spittin’ & pissin’ & cussin’ & fightin’ all night
Been kickin’ up a storm from the day I was born
And red tequilin’ till I’m feelin’ all right

(C) 2009 Jeff Warren Johnston

Buck You:

Well if you don’t like the way I’m sangin’
And if you don’t like the thangs I’m playin’
There’s a mighty fine solution to your troubles boy
Tried & true

It’s still a free country if you have the inclination
Take your gimpy little hand and change the radio station
Let your high horse pay for your dues – and Buck You
‘Cause your never gonna change my tune – so Buck You

There must be somethin’ more important in your life for you to handle
Than to leave nasty comments on my Youtube channel
I’m just tryin’ to make a livin’ while I’m givin’ back and sangin’ the blues

So if you don’t like the way my hips are swayin’
And if you don’t like the twangs I’m bangin’
Let your high horse pay for your dues – and Buck You

Well half the people in this bar have done time in prison
So you better shut your mouth
Let ‘em dance and let ‘em listen
‘Cause most of our mamas could kick you till your black and blue
And I can’t promise that you won’t get shot
By a pistol-packin’ redneck in the parkin’ lot
So get your loafers off this country line floor –
There’s the door – Buck You

So if you don’t like the way my hips are swayin’
And if you don’t like the thangs I’m sayin’
There’s a mighty fine solution to your troubles boy
Tried and true

If you don’t like songs about alcohol and exes
You should drive your fancy Lexus
Way the outta Texas
Let your high horse pay for your dues – and Buck You
‘Cause you’re never gonna change our tune – so Buck You

Yeah – You done tried to milk a bull
Now I’m gunnin’ for ya

(C) 2009 Jeff Warren Johnston

Lead Guitar: Jim Foster, Fiddle: Jackie Rae, Bass: Kris Wade, Drums: James Gwyn

Duration : 0:7:38

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Gyrating Bhtch performs Ten Gallon Pants, at Morseland in Chicago, October 9, 2009

Some people like hats — others their boots
Giant belt buckles and eighteen-piece suits
But ounce-for-fluid ounce, I’ll make my stance
With my trusty six-shooter and Ten Gallon Pants

Two-four-six-eight
A generous cut and very lightweight!
Three-five-seven-nine
My Ten Gallon Pants are simply divine!

When I was young, three was enough
When I had five, I thought I was tough
But it wasn’t ’til later that the ladies all swooned
When in Ten Gallons Trousers I was pantalooned

I’ve got a pair of Ten Gallon Pants
Paid for in full by government grants

Duration : 0:1:22

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Well I just had to try singing this again!!
It has been far to long since I sang something fun!!
I put two more takes together so this has a total of FIVE of me singing my Rolling Rock Thing!!
TTFN
RDT
“rOLLING rOCK tHING 2010 “RDT NASCAR Original”?
Yep it would be so cool to hear this played at a race!!
I have always wanted to see a race and with my Birthday in Feb you can bet which race most of all!!
Hey that’s not likely to happen, but I know even drivers like music!!
So for fun I world like to dedicate this to all the drivers of NASCAR Past and Present, Gentlemen / Ladies Start Your Engines!!
If you know DW please pass this on to him From a Canadian Fan!
rOLLING rOCK tHING 2010 “RDT NASCAR Original”
Rolling Rock Thing
Verse #1
0:05
With a couple of A’s, and , one or two D’s with a

Super foxy lady and a, A or a C, and ya

got what it takes, ya got, all that ya need

to make that, Country Rock with a, hillbilly beat

Ya Just need
0:36
one or two E’s, with a couple of G’s and a

Stubble faced fella, in a, Tight pair of jeans

ya got all that ya need by adding a D with a

rhythm and a song that will, move your feet,
1:05

Belt buckles and bars, big trucks and NASCAR s

are the stories to sing, But ya gotta walk the line

with the Rolling Rock Thing

1:20
Chorus

Bandannas and hats, with a story to sing
BUT YA
Gotta walk the line with the, Rolling Rock thing

Country is solid rock, with a, Hillbilly swing
BUT YA

Gotta walk the line, with the, Rolling Rock Thing

1:43

Verse # 2

Country, is the rock, for all music ya see

Just by mixing up the cords, and, by, changing the beat
1:52
you can make the people dance, or just

sit in their seat, with a

couple a G’s and some C’s and some D’s
1:59
It’s the stories and the rhythm, and it never grows old

stirring up emotions deep,,,,,, down in our soul’s

But if ya want ta play the opera Son
you gotta
Find your rock but gotta remember

Don’t let IT Roll
No
Don’t let that rock Roll

2:31
Choru

Bandannas and hats, with a story to sing
BUT YA
Gotta walk the line with the, Rolling Rock thing

Country is solid rock, with a, Hillbilly swing
BUT YA

Gotta walk the line, with the, Rolling Rock Thing
3:00
Belt buckles and bars, big trucks and NASCAR s

are the stories to sing, But ya gotta walk the line

with the Rolling Rock Thing

3:16
Belt buckles and bars, big trucks and NASCAR s

are the stories to sing, But ya gotta walk the line

with the Rolling Rock Thing
3:35
Rolling ROCK THING

Duration : 0:3:41

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I tried singing this again today.
None of the three jumped out as special so I messed around a bit!
All three takes sounded kinda cool all together so I uploaded it too!
Ha! Ha! Ha!
This is it!
TTFN
RDT
Rolling Rock Thing
Verse #1
0:05
With a couple of A’s, and , one or two D’s with a

Super foxy lady and a, A or a C, and ya

got what it takes, ya got, all that ya need

to make that, Country Rock with a, hillbilly beat

Ya Just need
0:36
one or two E’s, with a couple of G’s and a

Stubble faced fella, in a, Tight pair of jeans

ya got all that ya need by adding a D with a

rhythm and a song that will, move your feet,
1:05

Belt buckles and bars, big trucks and NASCAR s

are the stories to sing, But ya gotta walk the line

with the Rolling Rock Thing

1:20
Chorus

Bandannas and hats, with a story to sing
BUT YA
Gotta walk the line with the, Rolling Rock thing

Country is solid rock, with a, Hillbilly swing
BUT YA

Gotta walk the line, with the, Rolling Rock Thing

1:43

Verse # 2

Country, is the rock, for all music ya see

Just by mixing up the cords, and, by, changing the beat
1:52
you can make the people dance, or just

sit in their seat, with a

couple a G’s and some C’s and some D’s
1:59
It’s the stories and the rhythm, and it never grows old

stirring up emotions deep,,,,,, down in our soul’s

But if ya want ta play the opera Son
you gotta
Find your rock but gotta remember

Don’t let IT Roll
No
Don’t let that rock Roll

2:31
Choru

Bandannas and hats, with a story to sing
BUT YA
Gotta walk the line with the, Rolling Rock thing

Country is solid rock, with a, Hillbilly swing
BUT YA

Gotta walk the line, with the, Rolling Rock Thing
3:00
Belt buckles and bars, big trucks and NASCAR s

are the stories to sing, But ya gotta walk the line

with the Rolling Rock Thing

3:16
Belt buckles and bars, big trucks and NASCAR s

are the stories to sing, But ya gotta walk the line

with the Rolling Rock Thing
3:35
Rolling ROCK THING

Duration : 0:3:44

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The second half of their last song of the set (before the encore) at the Beachland Tavern in Cleveland, Ohio on Thursday, June 25, 2009, broken into two parts due to a battery issue. A track from their 2007 release, Buckle in the Bible Belt.

Duration : 0:1:47

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The last song of their set (before the encore) at the Beachland Tavern in Cleveland on Thursday, June 25, 2009, was this track from their 2007 release, Buckle in the Bible Belt. Sadly, it’s broken into 2 parts because the batteries gave out on camera 2 and I had to switch back to camera 1. This is part 1.

Duration : 0:1:40

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A track from their 2007 release, Buckle in the Bible Belt, performed at the Beachland Tavern in Cleveland, Ohio on Thursday, June 25, 2009.

Duration : 0:3:21

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This track from their 2007 release, Buckle in the Bible Belt, was the first song of their set at the Beachland Tavern in Cleveland, Ohio on Thursday, June 25, 2009.

Duration : 0:3:18

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Music video for the Ha Ha Tonka single “St. Nick” from the album “Buckle In the Bible Belt.” Check out www.hahatonkamusic.com.

Duration : 0:3:54

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