Rebel Flag Belt Buckles

The Elvis belt buckle features a leather screen print.

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On Sale! Was $29.99Studs adorn this handsome leather belt buckle. Choose silver or gold finish. (3.75″” x 2.5″”). Imported.

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Winged microphone Elvis belt buckle.

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I was hopeful that this cheap programing trend would have peaked by now. Was it the writer’s strike? ,I mean come on, I’m paying for ‘the crab channel’, The Elvis interior decoration, budget channel, the drunken, horny teenager network, Fox (totally unbiased and objective) news coverage. Beyond that there is the "Public" why I cannot live with Palistinians, even though I’m a Liberal, Network. If I get up too early or stay up too late there is always the ‘how-to-enhance-that-certain-part-of-the-male-anatomy’ network. Anybody with half a brain could write better comedys,dramas than this crapola. We are being Law and Ordered and Jerry Springered to death! What happened to all the great movies and why do we have to rent them all of a sudden? How can so many people be consumed by the slutty performance of a mongoloid heiriss who lifts her skirt at the opening of a belt buckle?
Yes, but reading requires effort and I’m currently living in an effortless society.

.I agree. The only reality TV show i enjoyed was a few American idols and not all of them and when they where looking for a super nova rock star the rest of them i really dislike

one of my friends sent me this. I though it was funny, if you think its funny then star it.

YOU KNOW YOU’RE A REDNECK IF….
Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off.
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
You think potted meat on a saltine is a hors d’oeuvre.
There is a stuffed possum mounted any where in your home.
You consider a six pack of beer and a bug zapper quality entertainment.
Your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State trooper to "kiss my Ass".
The primary color of your car is "Bondo".
Directions to your house include: "turn off the paved road".
You honestly believe women are turned on by animal noises and seductive tongue gestures.
Your family tree does not fork.
Your wifes hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan.
You’ve ever hollered "Rock the house, Bubba!" during a piano recital.
Your mother has ever been involved in a fistfight at a high school sports event.
You’ve ever barbecued SPAM on the grill.
The neighbors started a petition over your Christmas lights.
Your brother-in-law is also your uncle.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since Smokey and the Bandit was snubbed for best motion picture.
The rear tires on your car are twice as wide as the front ones.
You prominently display a gift in your house that you bought at Graceland.
You consider Outdoor Life deep reading.
Your mother keeps a spit-cup on the ironing board.
You’ve ever worn a tube top to a wedding.
The most common phrase you hear at a family reunion is: "What are you looking at, shithead?"
You think beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.
You think Campho-phenique is a miracle drug.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba and Junior.
You father encourages you to quit school when Larry announces an opening on the lube rack.
You think Volvo is a part of the female anatomy.
You think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.
You have a rag for a gas cap.
You had a toothpick in your mouth when you had your wedding picture taken.
Your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
You have a "Hefty bag" for a passenger side window on your car.
Your house doesn’t have any curtains – but your truck does.
Your front porch collapses and kill more than three dogs.
You consider your license plate "personalized" because your father made it.
After making love, you have to ask your date to roll down the window.
You have a picture of Willie Nelson or Johnnie Cash over your fireplace.
You still have an 8-track tape player in your car or house.
Your idea of safe sex doesn’t include anyone else.
You have ever bar-be-qued hamburgers at the drive-in theater.
You liked the velvet picture of Elvis that someone in a van sold you beside the highway better than anything you saw at an art show or museum.
You own more than three shirts with cut-off sleeves.
You have ever driven down the road with your seat belt hanging out of the door making sparks.
You have ever spray-painted your girlfriend’s name on an overpass.
Someone asks to see your ID, and you show them your belt buckle.
Your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.
You owe the taxidermist more than your annual income.
You have ever lost a tooth opening a beer bottle.
Jack Daniels is on your list of most admired people.
You see no need to stop at a rest stop because you have an empty milk jug in the car.
Your dog can’t watch you eat without gagging.
You have ever had to scratch your sister or girlfriend’s name out of the message "For a good time, call _______."
Red Man chewing tobacco sends you a Christmas card.
You bought a VCR because wrestling comes on while you’re at work.
Your dad walks to school with you because you’re both in the same grade.
You view the next family reunion as a great chance to meet a woman.
Your wife has a beer gut, and you think it’s attractive.
You have ever signed a petition to have the national anthem changed to "Free Bird."
You call your boss "Dude."
You have ever been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.
You need one more hole punched in your card before you get a freebie at the "House of Tattoos."
You get an estimate from the barber before he cuts your hair.
You look like Willie Nelson after you get your hair cut.
You own more cowboy boots than sneakers.
You’ve ever worn a cowboy hat to church.
You have sunglasses that are mirrored on the inside.
You think BMW are the call letters for a radio station.
You wear a belt buckle that weighs more than three pounds.
You’ve ever been to a funeral or wedding where there were more pickup trucks than cars.
Your all-time favorite movie is "Cannonball Run."
You have any relatives named "Elmer" or "Jed."
Your girlfriend thinks the way you pick your nose is cute.
You wish your house looked like the one on the beginning of "Beverly Hillbil

dat is wel 2 long 2 read make it shorter

Top Ten Ambiguities Between
Frumsters and Rednecks…
by Heyden Graham
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*Frumster refers to Orthodox Jew
10. He has a double given first name (could be Bobbie Joe or Menachem Mendel?)

9. He wears a wide brim fedora hat

8. He smokes cigarettes (ala Marlborough Man or Motzey Shabbat)

7. He is politically right wing conservative (ie Rush Limbaugh or Meir Kahane).

6. He wears a large belts that has special significance to him (the gartel vs. the Name Buckle)

5. His goal is to be married with kids by eighteen

4. He loves going to Friday night gatherings with his friends (Rebbe’s Tish or Tractor Pull?)

3. He believes that his hero never really died (Elvis vs. the Lubavitcher Rebbe, ZT"L).

2. He drives around town in a beat-up old Pontiac whose main color is primer and rust.

And the Number One Ambiguity Between Frumsters and Rednecks:

1. You don’t know exactly what language it is that he is speaking, but it sure doesn’t sound like English…

What’s your opinion?

Thought my Jewish friends around the world here needed a little break from all the antisemitism today, so enjoy the grins on me.

Shalom y’all from
the barefoot hillbilly Jewish mama from Arkansas
Allonyoav, for the Elvis bit to work, the author of this joke had to do so

Some rednecks aren’t too happy with the folks who think Elvis is still living either.
Samantha..I am born and raised and lived my whole 50 years in Arkansas..there ARE Rednecks here..and there are hillbillies, and there are others who don’t quite fit into any preconceived stereotype like me hehe..and there are of course others… Lighten up. It’s a joke.
However, I don’t think an Arkie wrote this..as in Arkansas, the redneck primer painted vehicle of choice appears to be a pick-up truck, and it must have a gun rack.
OMG..I just called my own husband a redneck..there is a barely running partially primer painted pickup truck parked outside his shop..sans gun rack thank God!

Absolutely Hysterical!!

Some background- I’m a guy, 20, Aussie (caucasion). Basically I’m trying to decide what my "style" is. Not that looks are everything but having a style makes it easier to decide what to wear.

Music-wise I listen to a lot of different stuff.

So for all you fashion gurus, I’m asking, how would a rap/rock aesthetic come off. For example wearing hiphop gear like Nike shoes, shades with slicked hair, ear piercing, and rocker gear like belt buckle, jeans?

I think Kool Keith even experimented with something like this during the "Black Elvis" period.
BTW… I’m not talking about "screamo" or anything. When I say rock I mean, classic rock and stuff like red hot chili peppers.

no leave rap alone dont mix blood thirsty screaming in good music

A campy compendium of crafts, collectables and creative cooking. So buckle your borscht belt and enjoy a ride through a world where Elvis sports sidelocks and cats and dogs wear yarmulkes. Click on Picture to Enlarge Style #BKA2264 Price: $14.99

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Elvis Presley Belt Buckle Collection

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A campy compendium of crafts, collectables and creative cooking. So buckle your borscht belt and enjoy a ride through a world where Elvis sports sidelocks and cats and dogs wear yarmulkes. Click on Picture to Enlarge Style #BKA2264 Price: $14.95

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